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Another day in the monastery. In the morning, there was a morning meditation. When the meditation ended, we moved on to a series of exercises in control and martial arts. Our bodies moved with grace and precision, as if they were made to perfect the art of combat. It was worth the wait for the results. Every movement was performed with full concentration, and the energy pulsating around us filled us with determination to achieve mastery. IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, THE MAILMAN CAME UWU. The letter looked like it fell into soup. I got an invitation. Juan is listed as the sender. Neels is listed as the recipient. Me, him, Maugosha. Something is clearly brewing. Not much is written. I'm surprised by the fact that it's preceded by today's date.

Juan lives in a village outside the city. The nearby fishing village ranch is huge. I'm amazed that he earned it from his job as a state school IT guy. Surrounded by green fields full of olives and lemons, this place is a monumental building that could house 15 Raccoon families. Full of richly decorated themed bedrooms, down to toilets with heated seats. The overall feeling is heavily inspired by American ranches. I felt like I literally stepped out of some Texan movie.

They stood in the doorway. Both of them. Everything would be fine if it weren't for the fact that they were wearing suits. I didn't like it. They invited me inside. I sat on a black, huge, leather couch, amidst gray walls, and felt like I was about to be cast. Maugosha's tight black designer suit strongly emphasized what she had. One thing puzzled me. The arrangement of her pants indicated that Maugosha has a package. SHE'S A LEGENDARY ONE. SO WHAT WAS SHE DOING WITH JUAN??? WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE XDD Well, good thing I became a Sigma Male. Patrick Bateman and American Psycho. Third approach.

Taking a sip of freshly brewed coffee with my name written on the cup, she informed me that the management of Raccoon Corp. is changing. For 3 months, they've been looking for a worthy replacement who could ensure freshness and high quality. They particularly noticed this after the Anime Girls scandal. THE INVITATION TO THE MONASTERY AND THE MEETING WITH DAVE WASN'T A COINCIDENCE XDD. I was in shock. Disbelief. THE BITCH WAS TESTING ME ALL ALONG LIKE A TYPICAL WOMAN. I could go on about the course of events and the emotions that accompanied me, but the most important thing is that IT'S ME who became the new CEO of Raccoon Corp. I SWEAR TO YOU, I'M SOBER.

From today, I'm changing the order, but I still wear robes and sandals. Only the most outstanding alchemists remain. Supply Chain is stepping up. We're operating with the Macintosh fleet. We're introducing new, unique recipes created for each community. Today, every World can supply its events with the highest quality Gin in the entire Metaverse or provide constant access for its residents. Long live the new order!

Wake the Fuck Up, Samurai! Welcome to Raccoonpolis. We have a city to burn. / gta vc music vibes with gangsta outro /