Legendary

They oversee all of Raccoonopolis. They have superpowers that give them limited ability to change the course of events, but they are more for show, like the British Royal Family, as Karen Yeezovska is above them and doesn't directly hold power over the universe. Something akin to Greek Gods. Most of the day they spend on their island, to which they teleport via a magical portal. They live day-to-day like 19-year-old "entrepreneurs" in Dubai. Drugs, Sex, Rock & Roll. They enjoy fights in arenas, group orgies like European politicians, and drinking special Gin to which no one else has access. They have always existed. They were created as an experiment by Zeus, in his likeness. You must go to a special mountain at midnight during the May full moon. On this mountain is a volcano, and you must burn a blunt next to it and take a sip of a special edition Gin, which you will obtain from a special alchemist in the forest, hard to find, you must have connections in the royal family. The mountain is large, and the heroes climb it almost like Sisyphus, so it's not easy lol.