Lords

The royal family. They are somewhat the presidential office of Raccoonopolis. They consist of a multi-generational family and are inaccessible. The family is reminiscent of some Romanian families, making them a bit like the Peaky Blinders. Some members have connections to the Legendary Beings, but those who do are more like wannabe Lords and are needy, so the Legendary Beings don't like them. Every week at their royal court, there is a virtual concert by a DJ who plays Karen Yeezovska's songs, of which they are huge fans. They enjoy partying but maintain a firm hand over the islands. They manage the Gin production lines and take a hefty commission. They live by the rules of flashiness and banter, combining pleasure with work. They enjoy golf and are old gamblers who mainly play poker, sipping Gin. The royal family has 20 generations, so we don't really know. Their ancestors emigrated from Europe because the legal regulations regarding cryptocurrencies were too strong, and they couldn't bear the oppression of authoritarian rulers. :((( You must be born into the family or be a handsome, intelligent Spanish fuckboy with huge assets and marry one of the great Lord's daughters.

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