Alchemists

Old bearded dudes who acquire knowledge from ancient masters in monasteries, who obtained knowledge from a great Sims diamond and wrote it on papyrus. They produce Gin from the highest quality ingredients and come up with new recipes. Their alter ego sells Special Gin in the forest (because they live in the forests), which allows one to become a Lord, but to obtain it, you must sacrifice your entire family income and transfer it to them in the form of a Ledger with Bitcoin. They know all the Breaking Bad memes due to their connections with chemistry. Because of the high levels of creativity required to create new Gin flavors, they often work stoned at 420. Apart from work, they have a strong connection with nature and meditate on Raccoon meadows. They have no families because they are geniuses in their field and don't bathe; they work all day. They were ordinary residents of Raccoonopolis, but they got a Sims diamond and found meaning in Gin production. They started a startup, funded by Venture Capital from the state budget, which turned into a huge alcohol business. There are two ways. You can join the monastery if you are intelligent and get authorization from the monastery's management. Or you get an invitation like to Hogwarts. You can also pay for studies if you are wealthy enough or have connections, but your role will end up at best as a perpetual intern.

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